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Paris's Plight.

>> Saturday, May 12, 2007

According to Late Night with David Letterman,


Top Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail


10)Asking Martha Stewart for "shower fight" tips

9)Meeting with Revlon to market signature delousing spray

8)Looking up recipe for making Cosmopolitans in the toilet

7)Attending Tampa Bay Devil Rays games to get used to solitary

6)Seeking permission to videotape her conjugals

5)No number 5 -- writer too upset by verdict to write a joke

4)Seeing what Prada has in orange jumpsuits

3)I dunno -- getting drunk and acting like a tramp? Seriously, young people -- keep it clean

2)Telling herself, "Heck, 45 days? That's not even a month"

And the Number 1 way Paris Hilton is preparing for jail.......

1)Giving guards list of how she likes to be searched

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Summit of Mount Jo 9/24/10 A few friends were worried about me. They were worried about me hiking Mount Jo by myself, so I took this video to show how many people were around that day if I needed assistance. I even chatted with several and had a few people share a glass of wine with me at the summit. :) Mount Jo. 9/24/10 After the crowd left This is what the summit looked like... with no people on it. In the previous video I took, I showed all the people who had made this same hike to her summit.
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